g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: swellsea, via nicoosuxx)

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moseby:

im pretty sure owning a frozen yogurt machine would solve 100% of my problems

(via i-cant-save-the-world)

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tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

(via wideeyedintheshadow)

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chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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(via have-agayday)

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taco-bell-rey:

Accidentally clicking on a porn blog

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