My cousin took her 9 year old daughter to the doctor’s office today. The nurse there asked her if she had any firearms in her house. My cousin misheard her and thought she said “fire alarms” and went on to explain how many they had and how there was one in the kids’ rooms and how of course they don’t keep them locked up, why would they keep them locked up? The nurse just stood there in shock. I am laughing so hard right now.