contraception:

*uses winged eyeliner to fly away from responsibilities*

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fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

in grade 9 this girl and i were walking to her house and she was like “my hands are cold… ” so i offered her gloves from my backpack and she was like “um no thanks” and i was so confused because like? that’s what they’re for. and. i literally just understood. just now. i am an adult.

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please love yourselves

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noelfieldingnoelfielding:

tupacabra:

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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NYELLO

there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.

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iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english.

I’m german.

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