legalwifi:

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

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spenceromg:

Nothing gives me more anxiety

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  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort
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chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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excessively-spooky-courfeyrac:

Friendly reminder that Javert didn’t remember Jean Valjean by his voice or his face or anything, but by his enormous sexy muscles that haunted his dreams for at least 20 years.

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